Life can get a little boring sometimes. It can also get a
little chilly sometimes as well. When life gets a little boring and a tad bit
cold you don’t just have to sit on your couch in your Snuggie, wrapped in the afghan
your grandmother knitted you, sipping a cup of hot cocoa, and watching re-runs
of Judge Judy. No, you can change things up a little bit! Throw that Snuggie on
the floor and put some real clothes on! You have a brand-new bear coat to show
off to the world!
Construction
Your super awesome coat is constructed to look as much
like a grizzly bear as you can get while wearing a faux fur grizzly jacket. The
head of the bear snugly covers your head with the sharp-looking, yet safe, bear
teeth showing perfectly. The paws of the bear, complete with four ferocious
claws per paw, nicely cover your own paws. Once the coat is wrapped around the
wearer, the transition is complete; you can turn heads as a faux grizzly bear.
Now, if you aren’t sure as of yet, this coat is NOT made from real grizzly
bears, so don’t call the authorities or start boycotting; it’s all good.
Places to Go
As you wear your exciting bear coat, you need places to go. You can’t let a spectacular piece of
outerwear go without notice. You can wear your coat to the big homecoming
football game; that is one way to get your home team noticed. You could also
wear your coat to the grocery store to buy a few bear-shaped bottles of honey;
don’t forget some delicious berries to nosh on as well. You could also wear
your faux fur to pick up your blind date. Lastly, make sure that you wear your
coat into new and varying situations on a regular basis. By doing this, your
life (and frankly, the lives of those privy to your bear fur pursuits) will not
be boring and you will not get fat from drinking hot chocolate every day while
you watch Judge Judy lay down the law.
Hugs & Kisses,
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